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A version of Genesis rewritten using only Colemak's home row*

In the start The One has risen the stars and the earth.

The earth had no order, and nothin' resided there; and shade resided on the nonendin' 'neath. And The One rided on the seas.

Then The One said: "I desire it to shine"; and it shone.

And The One had seen the shine, that it's neat; and The One sorted the shine on one side, and the shade on the other.

The One then denoted the shine and the shade. So the nite and the shine that are date no. one had ended.

* with some punctuation added.